Blogging Week for Moral Decay – أسبوع التدوين للإنحلال الأخلاقي
I’ve been away for too long indeed. Long enough to have missed the glorious festival of the “Blogging Week Against…” I shall catch up!
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Since I am, as apparent in all my 2 cheerful posts since 2005, a very positive person, I will be manipulating the title into “Blogging Week for…” This week’s cause will be Moral Decay (أسبوع التدوين للإنحلال الأخلاقي).
Furthermore, since you and I know how little online campaigns do, my suggestions are to be applied in real life.
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On the first day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you shall buy a rock and roll album (preferably Are You Experienced? By Jimi Hindrix), and one of them evil devil-worshippers heavy metal (Say, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath). Get your iPod on, let your hair down, make your red underpants very visible and then go have a little walk.
On the second day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you shall grab a hot tea thermos, a Labneh sandwich and some dessert for your outdoor breakfast at the lovely little park down the road. Make sure to smile back at the gloomy faces of people spitting on your footsteps for breaking your fast a little too early.
On the third day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you shall skip school and stay home enjoying the vast porn directory on the internet. Your plan for the day should include nothing but long sessions of Masturbation. Do get some sleep and some food in between these sessions. However, you are not to go to sleep at the end of the day until your palms start growing hair.
On the fourth day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you shall rest from yesterday’s exercise with some Arak (or your choice of hard liquor).
On the fifth day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you and your girlfriend/boyfriend (Whom you are not to be married to!) shall have to experiment with BDSM, role playing, threesomes, foursomes (or your choice of sexual fantasy).
On the sixth day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you and your girlfriend/boyfriend (Whom you are not to be married to!) will have to go to that same park down the road and make out until your balls turn dark blue, then repeat yesterday’s suggestions.
On the seventh day of the Blogging Week for Moral Decay, you shall pretend that you are God and rest. (Preferably with a joint of the finest Beqaai hashish). And then proceed to blog about your week, under the influence.
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Now tell me my dear fellow bloggers-who-oh-love-blogging-weeks-so-much: How’s that for sticking my morals up your anus.
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Disclaimer: I personally have done every single one of these at least once in my short life on this planet, and I stand by every word here in both its literal and sarcastic sense.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Brilliant!!!
Welcome back Yazan. Ahhh to administer a dose of their own bitter medicine.
I’m going to link to all participants In this glorious campaign so far. Let’s keep it rolling.
Funny thing is that I can still identify with all 7 days of your “agenda”.
Yessssss, it can only go downhill from here on.
I guess we’ve been quiet far too long.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:36 am
Genius.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:36 am
So what’s so special about this week?!
This is more like a moral elevation as far as I’m concerned ;)
“you shall skip school and stay home enjoying the vast porn directory on the internet. ”
Or the 40 strong GB porn collection on my hard (no pun intended) disk.
Hilarious post, man. Let’s keep it up (no pun intended). one day the prudes might as well drop the fig leaf and join us.
September 14th, 2009 at 6:10 am
Ahh Yazan is back! Love ;-)
Your agenda is mostly fulfilled on my front, I only have to rest and finish up my “week”, but I’m going to try and wait for a certain someone to visit, and if that takes too long, I guess I’ll have to roll my own ;-)
@Abufares: it doesn’t have to go downhill… just keep repeating the week over and over again…
September 14th, 2009 at 6:30 am
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September 14th, 2009 at 6:50 am
“make your red underpants very visible”
Red bra baby! Always works like a charm ;-)
Yeah I just remembered that phrase and came back to comment again. Damn it I should go to bed!
September 14th, 2009 at 8:28 am
nice art decay moral
September 14th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Abu Fares,
This is fun actually! But I certainly agree, it was getting ridiculous.
It’s a fun week my friend!
bintbattuta,
It’s always a pleasure to have you here!
DJ,
Hard drive porn is so 2002 DJ! Why would you waste space on outdated material if you have broadband!
Katia,
Oh dear tipsy Katia how lovely it is to see you as always… Akh, you reminded me of the red bra line, sends shivers through my spine!
September 14th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I must applaud you for getting in the spirit so quickly and so wildly,lol.
I think this moral decay can give life some edge, the thing we really are in need in our dull lives here in this God forsaken land.
September 14th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
وجعتني معدتي عقد ما عم بضحك.
September 15th, 2009 at 12:00 am
So THAT’S why your palms are so hairy!
Great post though, ya Yazan. The images really made it.
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September 15th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Can’t recall when I last had blue balls. Should pick up those old habits again!
September 15th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Brilliant, Yazan! I shall neither confirm nor deny my participation in any of the above…oh hell…my morals are composed material by now – decay happened at least 20 years ago! :) A thoroughly enjoyable post!
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October 6th, 2009 at 3:11 am
I wish I’d known about this a bit earlier. Can we have a repeat?